The first thing to know about White Christmas is that it makes no fucking sense. Why is Bing Crosby’s character serving in the army despite clearly being 65 years old? Why are there so many scenes involving two grown men undressing in front of each other? Where is the Carousel Club and how do I get a job there?
The point of White Christmas is that it’s …
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